Steve Martin
Steve is a man of mystery. He actually has no idea how to play bass or guitar, but his story is compelling nontheless. Steve spent a good portion of his life as Navy Seal, taking part in covert operations in Grenada, Pakistan, El Salvador and Lower Hydrangea. He was considered for a vacant Cabinet Post of President Clinton's in 1995 until an independent panel found out he had been making a fortune as the adult film industry star "Phil Caldecott".
In the years that followed, he wanderd the plains of the Serengetti hunting poachers and promoting the local fauna. After a chance meeting with Roger sparked a friendship, Steve was immediately, upon hearing his story, dubbed an "All Star" and has been so ever since.